That movie is coming soon I guess, and well... frankly it bugs me... I think it gives fantasy a bad name, and there is enough bad fantasy already that people shy from it...
I decided to borrow a song from Weird Al to express one aspect of the bizarre anomaly that is this silly book. It is called "My Baby's in Love with Edward Cullen," and no, I don't claim ownership of any of this because most of it was written by Weird Al, not me. I just changed a few lyrics, really:

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that new book store
She says the way he lives on only blood is really sexy
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite glittery vampire

Well, my baby's in love with Edward Cullen
She's all crazy 'bout that Edward Cullen
Once she was mine, but now I better just give in
'Cause my baby's in love with Edward Cullen

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be immortal like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping, constantly depressed
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some big tortured celebrity and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Edward Cullen
She's got a thing for that Edward Cullen
Tell me, why is he so magnetic, that I’m never gonna win
Now my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Edward Cullen
Head over heels for that Edward Cullen
I cant believe it, now she's embroidering napkins!
'Cause my baby's in love with Edward Cullen

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
Spokesman for the disaffected Y2K generation

Well, I don't glow in sunlight and I don't attack deer
And I don't stay young year after year
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kind of game
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll be
When I start stalking that girl named Hermione!

Well, my baby's in love with Edward Cullen
She's all crazy 'bout that Edward Cullen
Once she was mine but now I better just give in
'Cause my baby's in love with
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Edward Cullen
Why'd she have to fall for that Edward Cullen
If she wants to leave me, I guess I’ll just be sullen
'Cause my baby's in love with Edward Cullen